It's been several years since I started this journal. Maybe it's time to actually write a bio.
Nah, screw that. Most of you know me in the real world anyhow, and if you wanted to know something more about me you would've asked. If you haven't, maybe you should.
Wait... what if you're a drifter, who came by my journal like a cloud ushered in by wind? Then you wouldn't know me at all, and this bio may or may not serve to let you know me better... and isn't that a creepy thought.
I use LJ primarily to keep up with the people in my life, not to read about people I have never met. I know in real life about 98% of the people on my list, and that is likely to remain unchanged. If you do feel the need to add me, drop me a note to let me know who you are. If you don't know me in real life, also let me know why you added me. That's just good manners.
Oh, and if you see me menacing eight-year-olds with a large gun, don't call the cops. The gun is fake.